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Professor Theda meets Albert Einstein

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Professor Theda meets Albert Einstein: Once Professor Theda thought why not meet Einstein, so he meets him to discuss important things. Einstein got to know that ProfT is very smart so he asks him some questions which he doesnt have answers to. He wrote all of them on a piece of paper and reads them when he meets ProfT. First Question: are black holes real? ProfT: yes, I have a pug with black nose (both outside and inside), so he has black hole on his nose. so black holes are real. Second Question: how fast can someone touch sun? ProfT: so easy, in a few seconds. Einstein: how come? ProfT: I have a son and i could touch him whenever i want! Einstein was aghast; now it was ProfT turn to ask questions First Question: how could you fit 3 fat ladies in one small umbrella? Einstein: not sure if you could fit them in a ubmrella ProfT: off-course you could fit; if its not raining😎

Purpose

Self is a facade, made to witness suffering. Buddha said its all Shunyata, Hindus said its all Brahman. Life is perplexing. Reflection give purpose and pleasure (as of now!). Lets see.